The Celestial Empire of Cumberland-In Exile is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Melech Rèlumi I with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.814 billion Ceionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clest. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,594 trillion Cumhras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,883 Cumhras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, board shorts have replaced board rooms, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cumberland-In Exile's national animal is the Poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Debellen Radiantism.

Cumberland-In Exile is ranked 178,815^th in the world and 9,515^th in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 832.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.